What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

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What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.