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What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

Gate Jokes More Gate Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.