What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

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What do you call a person with no nose or body?

Nobody nose!

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.