Gate Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?