It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
That's not my stile.
No, a fence.
You should Bill Gates.
A reporter.
Newborn girls.
When you're buying salt.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
At the Klondike Bar.
Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Thunderware.
He looked a little blue
If they dropped them they'd break
There goes my gyro
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".