Gate Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate?

No, a fence.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should bill Gates.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

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Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son