When you're buying salt.
The store guard.
Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Your products are fruity.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Newborn girls.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Toucan play at that game
He had to get plaid.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.
He couldn't swallow his pride.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
To a Bananas foster home.
They both look good hanging from a tree
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
A ham-stir
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis
Because it wouldn't commute!
Because cross products don't commute!
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
