When you're buying salt.
The store guard.
Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Your products are fruity.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Newborn girls.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Toucan play at that game
Calculus
Because he's a cross product.
R/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.
Wild Twerky!
Just put it on my bill
Malteasers
One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.
Chernobyl fallout
They both suffered the loss of one very important port.
I Juan to break free
Old habits die hard
Because it wouldn't commute!
Because they won't commute.
The retail store!
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
