When you're buying salt.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The store guard.
Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Your products are fruity.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
She refused to swallow animal by-products.
Newborn girls.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Toucan play at that game
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Seize their memes of production.
A testicle!
Because they sell more tickets!
An Armadealer
The iDied
Because Sam sung better than him
He went to Jared.
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
Hit the Road Jack
A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
Take away it's credit cards!
Batvirus (stolen joke xD)
A mole
A frog. It croaks every night.
