Product Jokes

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Manufacturer Jokes More Manufacturer Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Eco Friendly Subreddit Jokes More Eco Friendly Subreddit Jokes

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.