Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
R/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.
The inevitable comment from
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
The store guard.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
She's the only one with a blue box.
Because it wasn't recycled.
Quinoa & Kale
They fight back.
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.