What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.