What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s?

Pol Potting mix.

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

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What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.