What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.