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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning