What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

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What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.