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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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Unemployed.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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What's the most eco friendly subreddit?

R/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.