A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
Sis boom baa Carnac
Have you heard of stray chickens
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
A dogapillar