What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!