What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

Who's there! Caterpillar! Caterpillar who?

Caterpillar a few mice for you!

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!