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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!