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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.