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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.