What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez Waz.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."