April Sale - 20% Off

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Previous Random Joke Next
Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.