What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!