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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

State joke) A New Hampshire

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.