What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*