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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.