What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.