What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*