What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.