What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

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What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs