What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.