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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.