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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.