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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!