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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

Hawk Jokes More Hawk Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

Rocket Jokes More Rocket Jokes

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Nhl Jokes More Nhl Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).