What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!