What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs