What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).