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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!