What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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Who's there! Bolivia! Boliva who?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about!

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).