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What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.