What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

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