What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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They stand on their mesqui-toes!

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What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up