What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.