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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)