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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.