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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

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Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.