What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff