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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Sand Paper Jokes More Sand Paper Jokes

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!