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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

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The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!