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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff