What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff