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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Sand Paper Jokes More Sand Paper Jokes

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!