What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

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