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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Ruff Jokes More Ruff Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

Sand Paper Jokes More Sand Paper Jokes

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!