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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

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Oven mitts.

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

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A chicken ceaser salad.

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff