What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff