What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!