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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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Blew the dog

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She was a little husky.

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What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

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Aisle B - Back.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Everybody gets a piece.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!