What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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Getting new shoes every week.

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Ever since I was a puppy!

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Patio furniture.

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It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff