What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!