Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?

They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC