Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

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What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.