Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC