Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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He isn't very App-y

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Because it was a play on words.

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Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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They told him he was good at deriving

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.