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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr