Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!