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Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"