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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!