Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.