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Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.