Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.