Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.