How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Why is I such a controlling letter?

Because I said so.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.