How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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Because it couldn't control P

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Snakes and Larders!sna

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!