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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.