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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."