How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.