What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do Chinese people do when they have an erection?

They vote

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!