What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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What do you call a Chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.