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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."