Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?