Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.