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Ripped off.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

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How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here