Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.