He does crossfit.
RIP in box
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
Ripped off.
Och noo, me troosers!
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
People keep ripping me off.
A rip-off.
It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP
Because they were a rip off
Let's just say he felt overall sadness.
Rip in peace
Wall-sits.
A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.
He juiced...
Take highwhey.
Because he was de-composing.
Air to the throne.
Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!
Because it was ripped.
A rip off.
CrossFit
Ill-gotten gains
Cross fit
It reads "Small medium at large."
They get toad.
A frog if you throw it hard enough...
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
The Betty Ford Clinic
Running into one could really ruin your day.
By reposting it every week!
The Baconator
Calculust
It doesn't protect from harmful rays
A mocking bird!
The WURST!