What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!