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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive?

A rip-off.