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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit