What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box