What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.