What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...