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What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.