Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.