Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!