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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!