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Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!