Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What people travel the most?

Romans.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!