Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!