Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.