Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.