Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.