Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

Where does poor spaghetti live?

The spaghetto

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What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."