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Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."