What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.