What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

Plague-arism

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles