What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.