What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles