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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.