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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.