What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.