When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!