When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!