When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!