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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.