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Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!