Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!