Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.