Because it was the chickens day off.
Her dog is also blind
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
A Henman.
A dirty double crosser.
None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
An offer you can't understand.