Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos