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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog