Scares their dogs.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
9/11
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Hello ladies.
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Because it scares the dog.
To prevent them from whistling.
Fall.
