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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog