How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

Because im a black man you racist

What did the new KKK member say during his training?

Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

Meth Head Jokes More Meth Head Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast