How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

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How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!