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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

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How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves