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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.