What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Scarf Jokes More Scarf Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves