What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.