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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What do you call a chica on the go?

Chicago

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What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!