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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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What's white and sticky?

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Caw dude

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What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Chicago

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!