Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Two Mennonite

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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Caw dude

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!