Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

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What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.