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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!