Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

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What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

Illinois Jokes More Illinois Jokes

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.