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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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They both look good hanging from trees

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As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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A home-cooked shower.

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Urine trouble!

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A bunch of moooovers.

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Night manager at McDonalds.

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How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

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A Tattoo.