What do you call a guy who hangs around...

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?