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What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.