What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.