How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.