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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

What is a small loan of money?

A small loan of a million dollars

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.