How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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Start out with a large fortune.

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He always had treble finding his keys!

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He castanet

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.