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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.