How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a musician and a large cheese pizza?

A large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.