How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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How can you make a small fortune?

Start with a big one

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

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Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"