Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why does everyone hate Will?

Courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.