Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.