Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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Where do Jedi go to get inked?

Tattooine.

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

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Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up