Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.