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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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What is a Jedi's favorite car company?

Toyoda

What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a