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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.