Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.