Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith?

There isn't one.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.