How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What did the car-painter say to the carpenter?

You sound just like me!

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead