How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.