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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

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Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....