Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.