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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Pessimist Jokes More Pessimist Jokes

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Sad Day Jokes More Sad Day Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.