Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.