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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.