Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Pessimist Jokes More Pessimist Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Sad Day Jokes More Sad Day Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.