Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.