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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.