How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore