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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.