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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore