How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Zit Jokes More Zit Jokes

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces