How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Zit Jokes More Zit Jokes

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.