How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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It wanted to get to the other site!

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The Harlem Shake

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East Timor

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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All her children had gone to the dogs.

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Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple