How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People... I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.