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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

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What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

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What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

Anything with curry in it.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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