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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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