What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".