What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What kind of type face does a pachyderm use?

Ele-font

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.