What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.