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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.