What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.