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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".