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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!