What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

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What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.