What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

What birds are found in Portugal?

Portu-geese!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle