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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).