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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.