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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.