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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

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What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.