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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.