What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.