What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Reddit

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.