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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.