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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?

No fee--If No Recovery!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.