Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.