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Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage