Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!