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Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.