Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

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Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.