Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

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Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.