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Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan