What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

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What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee