What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

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Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What the Japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

Sea Mammal Jokes More Sea Mammal Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee