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What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

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Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

Sea Mammal Jokes More Sea Mammal Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee