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What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?

F5 tornadoes.