What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.