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What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?

F5 tornadoes.