What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')