What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister