What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.