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What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone