What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do